What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 18:40

A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
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-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Octopussy
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
Quis sed officia eum accusantium animi.
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?